Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

WORDS OF WITSdom!!

 I don’t know if these are really signs or just the workings of a very creative individual. Either way, they’re fun! 

 ”Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

 In a Podiatrist’s office:

 ”Time wounds all heels.”

 On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :

 ”Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”

 At a Proctologist’s door:

“To expedite your visit, please back in.”

 On a Plumber’s truck:

 ”Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

“Invite us to your next blowout.” 

 At a Towing company:

“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

 On an Electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.” 

 On a Maternity Room door:

 ”Push. Push. Push.” 

 At an Optometrist’s Office

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’re at the right place.” 

 On a Taxidermist’s window:

“We really know our stuff.” 

 At a Car Dealership:

 ”The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.” 

 Outside a Muffler Shop:

 ”No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

 In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

 At the Electric Company:

 ”We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.”

 In a Restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.” 

 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

 ”Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

 At a Propane Filling Station,

 ”Thank heaven for little grills.”

 And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”