A man is walking in a park when he gets to the psychic’s tent. Thinking this might be fun, he enters and sits down. - Looking at her crystal ball, she says “I see you have two children sir”. -Haha, that’s what you think, I have three kids. - Haha, that’s what you think.

The perfect man

5 secrets for the perfect relationship:

 You must find a man that makes you laugh a lot.

An independent man.

A man that is responsible and sincere.

 You must find a man that loves to make love.

And most important of all:

 You must find a way for these four men to never meet each other.

 

The new soldiers were having a lesson of “what to do if your parachute doesn’t open”. They were discussing about the emergency parachute, when one of them raised his hand and asked:

-Sir, if the first parachute doesn’t open, how much time do we have to open the emergency one?

The instructor looked him in the eye and said:

- The rest of your life.