A mature lady(over 40yrs ) was pulled over for speeding.
Lady : Is there a problem officer ?
Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding.
Lady : Oh I see
Officer : Can I see your license please ?
Lady : I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer : Don’t have one ?
Lady : Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer : I see, Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Lady : I cant do that.
Officer : Why not ?
Lady : I stole this car
Officer : Stole it ?
Lady : Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer : You WHAT ??
Lady : His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Senior Officer : Ma’am could you step out of your vehicle please !
The woman steps out of the vehicle.
Lady : Is there a problem sir ?
Senior Officer : One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Lady : Murdered the owner ?
Senior Officer : Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Officer : Is this your car, ma’am ?
Lady : Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Senior Officer : One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Senior officer : Thank you Ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Lady : Bet the liar told you I was speeding too.
D O N T M E S S W I T H L A D I E S !!