What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
What is the moon worth?
$1, because it has 4 quarters.
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, ’til you call me again. What am I?
There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, who’s in the coffin. The first man replies, brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man’s father is my fathers son. Who’s in the coffin?