A man is walking in a park when he gets to the psychic’s tent. Thinking this might be fun, he enters and sits down.
– Looking at her crystal ball, she says “I see you have two children sir”.
-Haha, that’s what you think, I have three kids.
– Haha, that’s what you think.
The perfect man
5 secrets for the perfect relationship:
You must find a man that makes you laugh a lot.
An independent man.
A man that is responsible and sincere.
You must find a man that loves to make love.
And most important of all:
You must find a way for these four men to never meet each other.
The new soldiers were having a lesson of “what to do if your parachute doesn’t open”. They were discussing about the emergency parachute, when one of them raised his hand and asked:
-Sir, if the first parachute doesn’t open, how much time do we have to open the emergency one?
The instructor looked him in the eye and said:
– The rest of your life.