The Stroller

The advert said, ‘designed for comfort and safety of your precious little one’

Six months later, mom asked,

but where would the baby bag go ?

but where would little johnny’s rattle go, his bottle go, his bibs go, his pacifier, his teddy, his cap, his socks go ?

and his bag of toys ?

and where would the gift box for Anna’s party go ?

and what about the laptop, spare sandals, grocery bags, baby blanket, and what not !!

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A year later …….

Introducing the efficient way to carry it all !!  minus the baby 🙂

the stroller

Just to clarify, We have three children, and our strollers, were homes on wheels to our boys, only when they slept 🙂 The rest of the time, they were used for carrying just about everything under the sky 🙂

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Lower your gaze ~ my brothers.

This picture speaks volumes !!

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  • We all claim to love Allah swt
  • We all claim to pray salaat.
  • We all claim to give Zakaat.
  • We keep saum to please Allah swt in Ramadhan
  • Yet, what we don’t realize is that these are the small tests that Allah swt presents to us.
  • Did we remember what we were taught during our upbringing ?
  • Did we remember our hadith ?
  • Did we even remember what our beloved Prophet did when non-mahram women passed by ?
  • How many passed this test ? How many failed ?
  • Please remember brothers AND sisters, ‘tests’ don’t always come in huge and dire situations ~ mostly they come in small packages to test the imaan.
  • Remember ~ There is zina from the eyes as well.
  • Infact the most complicated situations, almost always arise from the most “innocent of meetings”
  • Lower your gaze, my brothers. It will lead you straight to an unbearable place.
  • May Allah swt protect our beautiful ummah. Ameen.

 

 

Marital Traslations !

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Translations for men

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say…

“IT’S A GUY THING”

Translated:* “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”

Translated:* “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”

Translated:* “I have no idea how it works.”

“TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”

Translated:* “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”

“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”

Translated:* “Are you still talking?”

“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”

Translated:* “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop,’ the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned… but I forgot your birthday.”

“OH, DON’T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”

Translated:* “I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”

“HEY, I’VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I’M DOING.”

Translated:* “And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.”

“I CAN’T FIND IT.”

Translated:* “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”

Translated:* “What did you catch me at?”

“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”

Translated:* “No one will ever see us alive again.”

“WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.”

Translated:* “I make the messes; she cleans them up.”

Am I driving safely !!

I duly appreciate, that Dubai Police does implement several creative and innovative ways to tackle reckless driving. However, as much as I commend them, I fail to understand, why have companies started these strategic ways of evading penalties.

On one two many occasions, I have jotted down the number of the vehicle and called the company telephone number (which is displayed in the “am I driving safely, If not call so and so”) But of late, I have noticed that the telephone numbers are mobile numbers which are generally switched off !!! or in this particular case, an email address is displayed.

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The mind wonders, how does someone manoeuver a car, jot down the email address and then scan for the car plate ????

I mean, is this ridiculous or WHAT ???

Brain Teaser or W H A T ???

 
  1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
 
  2. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
 
  3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
 
   4. Can you cry under water? 
 
   5. Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)
 
  6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?  (Never noticed it till now !!)
  
   7. Do fish ever get thirsty? 
 
  8. Can you get cornered in a round room? 
 
  9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? 
 
  10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
 
  11. What should one call a male ladybird? 
 
  12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? 
 
  13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
 
  14. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange isn’t it)
 
  15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
 
  16. If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
 
   17. Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one? 
 
   18. Why do most cars have speedometer that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
 
  19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell do they have parking in Bars?
 
  ******  Want more ?????

Baby like Kitten.

I think, kittens are natural models ! Alhamduallah, as muslims we are allowed to keep cats as pets and quite honestly, I dont think, I can do a day without hearing my little babies purrrrrs !

This is a link of one of the cutest little kitty drinking/sucking or maybe just licking his bottle and making this really cutesy sound like num num num …. …. whats even more amazing is how he is holding his tiny bottle !

I am sure, you will be smiling once you see and hear the little fur ball :-

http://www.godvine.com/Cat-Absolutely-Loves-Being-Bottle-Fed-LOL-1507.html

I am sure, your smiling in amazement !

Have a nice day all !