The “Real”-Modern-Day-Zombies !!

We always assumed, like in the movies, that there would be a virus from outter space or from some wild isolated part of the world, which would infect us and make us man eating Zombies ~ roaming the streets in a totally self absorbed world ~ lost from reality around us ~ heedless of what is expected of us as humans !!!

This pictures says it all.

We react with a phone camera when :

  • we find someone hit a cat under his car

  • some one is drowning

  • a car accident occurs

  • a slip/fall in a dance performance

  • to show how messy our friends house/desk is

    One too many girls have commited suiside becoz of the kind of content that was leaked out thru these phones and that too, becoz transmission is so quick that it was too late to help the said girls !

    What is sad is that these mobile phones were invented to quicken transactions, better the communication and connect people around the world when your on the go ~ and bring the world closer,  however, like everything else ~ we have totally abused these inventions !

    Hey please dont get me wrong ~ I’m all in for technology ! Infact its fantastic but its “us”, the users, who have lost the real value of this true blessing. 

    Until we learn to respect technology rather than flash it around as a fashion accessory ~ we, the human race is at the loosing end.

The Perfect Husband

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.

Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

Husband – “Hello?”
Wife – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

Husband – “Yes.”
Wife -“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”

Husband -“What’s the price?”
Wife – “Only $1,000.”

Husband – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”
Wife – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models. I saw one I really liked. Its a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price . and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..

Husband – “What price did he quote you?”
Wife – “Only $65,000…”

Husband – “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
Wife – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…

Husband -“What?”
Wife – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool English garden, acre of park area, beach front property.”

Husband – “How much are they asking?”
Wife – “Only $450,000 — a magnificent price…and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”

Husband – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?”
Wife – “OK,sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”

Husband – “Bye…I love you too…”

The man hangs up & closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks “Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???”