A women . . . . .

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

 If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

 If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

 She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

 So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s*&t.”